Family Guy: McStroke

This evening's episode of Family Guy was excellent and hilarious.
At the very beginning of the episode, Peter decides to grow a mustache because he thinks it's distinguished. Meanwhile, Brian and Stewie make a bet that Stewie can't be popular in high school (Stewie says that high school kids are easily manipulated and that he can become the most popular person in high school easily.)

So Stewie slips into Meg's backpack with a blond wig and introduces himself as "Zach" something or other. "Zach" says all the "cool" things and is almost immediately accepted by the popular kids.

Meanwhile, Peter rescues a man from a burning building, McBurger Restaurant, burning his mustache off in the process. The man, who is the owner, gives Peter free burgers for life. On the day of the building's re-opening Peter eats thirty (yes, thirty - according to Brian) and suffers a stroke, which leaves the left half of his body paralyzed. I hate to say it, but it was hilarious the way they portrayed him.

In any case, Peter swears revenge on McBurger for what it did to him, and then he goes into a Stem Cell Research foundation and his healed after five minutes (after being paralyzed for three months).

Stewie ends up going on a date with a girl and ends up on "Anal Point" (I think), and when he pulls down his pants, she obviously dumps him. The next day at school, everyone is calling him "baby penis," and he's obviously out of the popular crowd. He asks the chick for one last kiss, then strips and announces, "Oh, look at this girl. She's kissing a baby, a naked baby!" She gets arrested and taken away, and he walks out of the school.

Meanwhile, Peter files a lawsuit against the restaurant and loses, obviously. Frustrated, Peter decides to go on a tour of the restaurant to find out what they're hiding. He and Brian end up discovering a talking cow who explains the horrible things the restaurant is doing to cows and ends up testifying against McBurger and making a public service announcement, thanking those who eat only salads.

Then, there's an awkward scene at the end where Lois tells the cow it can't stay, although Peter evidently said he could. I really wanted to see piles of cow poop or something, but no. I was denied.